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themanabides:

So there’s this HORROR MOVIE meme floating around people’s FB statuses, and my wife and I have both been chosen as “the real killer” in all the ones we appear in. Since he’s a bestselling horror novelist, I’m thinking of asking Scott Sigler’s advice on how to hide our supernaturally homicidal activities better.

Here was Scott Sigler’s reply:

Rule #1: Deny, deny, deny. That works for politicians. When asked if you know the victims, just say “my position on that is evolving.”

Or I could just claim not to have any memory of the incidents, since I was also chosen as the “unstable killing machine” in the FIREFLY CREW meme.

Though really, I don’t think anyone could ever accuse me of being waif-like or graceful.

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