{shakes head} Here’s another new entitlement those lazy war veterans are gonna be lining up for.

Wait— it’s not new? It’s been around under the radar for 61 years, and is circuitously difficult to apply for even though pretty much every American war veteran 65 or over qualifies?

{whew} (We’d better keep this quiet.)

A little-known benefit for aging veterans

Here’s a riddle: When is a government benefit that pays for caregivers, assisted living and a nursing home not a benefit? When hardly any people know they’re entitled to it.

On second thought, SHOUT IT TO THE RAFTERS!!!