Other than the fact that we’re a spec fic con, there is nothing in this story related to Convolution.
THAT BEING SAID …
We now call your attention to John Scalzi getting covered in frosting by roller derby girls on Neil Gaiman’s lawn, with an opportunity to simultaneously immortalize the moment on your wall and make charitable donations to both the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America’s Emergency Medical Fund and City Kitties Rescue.
You’re … welcome?
Well, that’s just precious.